Touch Me by Kantayra

Reviews (3)Rating: NC-17

Summary: Buffy and Spike: Slayer and Vampire, mortal enemies who screw each other nightly in every kinky way imaginable, available only at Booty Calls for $8 a minute. But, by day, William and Liz are two very ordinary, lonely people who have found a way to become close despite the long-distance and their unconventional workplace. And one weekend together in real life will spark an even greater flame between them. A humorous romance.

Author's Notes: Well, here I go, playing with reality in an AU environment again. But, hey, it's fun. I also had a lot of fun poking fun at the most absurd of the smut genre in this one, so if you run across a really dorky sex scene, yup, it's intentional. I mean, some of that stuff really is just silly when you look at it in a certain light. Yup, even mine. ~_^ So I hope you enjoy this rather off-the-wall AU, and remember it's all done in good humor. ^_^


This story is complete.

Chapter 1
Added: 06-27-06 • Reviews (0)

Chapter 2
Added: 06-27-06 • Reviews (0)
Chapter Notes: Whew! Here's chapter two. Thanks much to all the gals over on LJ, and especially Sadbhyl, for helping me work out the kinks in this chapter. This one's dedicated to you all! And hope you enjoy...

Chapter 3
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Chapter 4
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